Rapids, things i cant say at six flags

If i hear one more guest come to rapids and say “YOLO” im gonna fucking flips, just because your getting on a water ride, doesn’t mean u can blurt out YOLO.

You don’t rap,

your not famous,don’t say it at a theme park.

And when I send you to a raft, don’t look at me with a blank stare and say “we want to sit alone”, do u see that fucking line, its 45 mins, you will sit with your whoever the fuck I put you with and you will enjoy their presents, and when you get you will have six flags day, rather you like it or not, do you know why, its because you woke up at 930 in the morning and said lets go to six flags. 

To all the ppl that come to roaring rapids,

see people get off soaked,

see the water and still ask me “will I get water?” of course your gonna get wet, your at a fucking water ride you dump ass. duhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! 
To the loud and smelly black people, four words for you. SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!! its 10 o’clock in the morning, and its your fault you got on my ride with waive, you dumb ass
these are the things that went through my mind today.